You don't need to understand why this is happening. I know you're trying. You've slowed yourself down to try and figure this one out. Well kiddo, this one ain't for you. It's for someone in particular and they will understand everything. Your job is to drop chocolate, fall, wake up, deal with the chocolate, repeat. You do this most every day. The radio plays songs to mock you. There is no meaning in it. I'm sorry. I hope you can find it in your heart to forgive me. Maybe if you do this enough, I'll let you go.

I'm sorry. 
Please forgive me.
Now wake up.
And deal with the chocolate.